48 Laws of Happiness

Don't Worry, Be Happy
Through my web meanderings recently I came across The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. I read them and laughed, thinking they were a joke, as the 48 laws seem to describe virtually everything that one should not be or do in order to have a happy life. However, I did a bit more research and found that this guy appears to be serious about these “laws”.
I cannot speak to whether or not following them will result in the attainment of power, however I can state unequivocally that unless one is truly a megalomaniac, the attainment of power does not lead to happiness. This is the same truth that holds that the attainment of money does not lead to happiness. One can have money and power and happiness, but happiness derives from who you are and what you do, not from what you have.
So, for any of you who have read the 48 Laws of Power and found them to be…misguided?…here is a counterpoint:
The 48 Laws of Happiness
Law #1: Always Do Your Best
Law #2: Develop Friends You Know You Can Trust
Law #3: Keep Your Own Counsel, But if You Share Your Intentions, Be Honest and Forthright
Law #4: Strive For An Economy of Words, But Always Say Enough
Law #5: Always Do What You Know Is Right and Fair, and Your Reputation Will Remain Untarnished
Law #6: Unless You Are An Entertainer, Do Not Seek the Limelight
Law #7: Always Work Your Hardest, and Share Credit Where Credit Is Due
Law #8: Only A Coward Is Afraid To Lose Home Field Advantage
Law #9: Know When a Consensus Is Necessary
Law #10: Helping Those Who Need Help Is Mankind’s Highest Aspiration
Law #11: Teach People To Fish and They Eat Forever
Law #12: Fake Sincerity Poisons Your Soul
Law #13: If A Win/Win Scenario Is Possible, Go For It; If Not, Be Honest
Law #14: If You Fake Friendship To Gain Advantage You Are, At Best, A Hooter’s Waitress and At Worst, A Prostitute
Law #15: Show Mercy, But Do Not Ask For It
Law #16: If Your Absence Makes People Happy Then You’re Doing It Wrong
Law #17: Terrorism In Any Form Is Reprehensible
Law #18: Make Your Home A Sanctuary From Trouble For All Who Dwell There Or Who Visit In Good Faith
Law #19: If You Intimidate the Weak While Hiding from the Strong, You Are a Bully and a Coward
Law #20: Love Your Family Unconditionally
Law #21: Only the Fool Plays the Fool Expecting Profit
Law #22: If You Surrender Freedom to Achieve Safety, You Deserve Neither
Law #23: All Who Wander Are Not Lost
Law #24: The Sycophant Dies A Thousand Deaths
Law #25: Attention Does Not Equal Respect, Particularly For the Clown
Law #26: Take Responsibility for Your Own Actions
Law #27: If You Are Worthy to Lead It Will Happen Naturally
Law #28: Never Dive Head First Into Dark Waters
Law #29: Luck Favors the Prepared
Law #30: A Stage Magician Fools No One But Fools
Law #31: In A Crooked Card Game, It’s the Dealer Who Gets Shot First
Law #32: Honesty Is the Best Policy
Law #33: Live By The Sword, Die By The Sword
Law #34: Don’t Be A Dick
Law #35: If You Wait Too Long For the Perfect Moment, the Opportunity May Be Lost
Law #36: Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff
Law #37: Don’t Play the Fool Simply to Gain Attention
Law #38: Be True To Yourself
Law #39: If You Spread Evil, You Must First Have It Within Yourself to Give
Law #40: There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch, But Be Able To Spot the Truly Generous Gesture
Law #41: Take Your Lessons From Great Men and Women, Whoever They May Be
Law #42: If You Convince the General to See Things Your Way, You Won’t Have a Battle
Law #44: Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
Law #45: If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It, But if It’s Broke, Then Fix It
Law #46: Pretension Is For The Weak-Minded
Law #47: When You Win, Don’t Gloat
Law #48: Stick To Your Beliefs, But Always Be Open To New Information
So, there you go, 48 Laws of Happiness. Feel free to add more in the comments below!
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on October 13th, 2010 at 10:17 am
Yes, the “laws of power” are pretty Machiavellian. Good work.
on October 18th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Matthew,
Thanks for the feedback. The original ‘laws’ seem ruthlessly narcissistic and borderline sociopathic, so, yeah, Machiavellian!
Scott